If I had to pick a politician to represent me, this is whom I'd pick.
I'd want a man who believed in freedom and understood that Rights are
something you are born with, not something the gov't gives you.  Both
the Democrats and the Republicans do not understand that simple concept,
so this politician would have to be a third party.

I'd want a politician who's for protecting the environment and for
dedicating open space for something other than building subdivisions,
ranching, farming, mining, etc.  I'd just love to see more open space
that we could use for recreation, like hunting, fishing, camping,
biking, hiking, mountain climbing, etc.

I'd want a politician who likes Americans first, Canadians and Mexicans
second, and everyone else third.  He'd stop outsourcing by enacting a
huge tax on each outsourced job.  He'd stop the H1-B visa program
outright and send them all home.  He'd be for controlling immigration,
instead of giving excuses like today's politicians do.  Americans have
achieved zero population growth.  It's all the damn foreigners breeding
like rabbits that are causing the growth problems.

He'd be for getting rid of every gun law on the book.  Legalize them
all.  For the poor who cannot afford guns, I'm more than willing to
fund one shotgun per family.  How else will poor folk be able to defend
themselves against the upcoming zombie plague?

He'd be for eliminating Affirmative Action, which is a racist policy.  I
don't want to be asked my race by the government, or my employer, ever.
It's nobody's
business, and, it's racist.  It's time Americans called themselves
Americans with pride again.  The impoverished in this country would do
so much better if we stop outsourcing their jobs and having illegals
doing the manual labor.  We will see an end of economic racism almost
immediately.

He would have no opinion on abortion.  I'm so sick of abortion arguments.
People just start foaming at the mouth when you say that word.  It has no
place in politics.  Neither does homosexuality.  Neither does any
sexuality for that matter.  That's personal stuff and it's none of
anyone's business but yours.

He'd be for elimating anti-prostitution laws.  Legalize it.  See above.

He'd legalize marijuana.  I'm not pro-pot by any means, but from
experience, I've never seen a physical altercation between someone who
smokes pot and someone else.  I see it all the time with alcohol, coke,
meth, and coffee, but not with potheads.  Not that I'm against alcohol
either, keep reading.

He'd be for the Single-Payer healthcare system.  Same price for health
care for everyone.  If you are poor, I'd gladly help you with your bill.
The problem with health care in this country is that the illegals go in
and leave without paying, putting so many hospitals at the edge of
bankruptcy.

He'd leave euthenasia choices for the families and their doctors.  That's
another thing that should be a personal issue.  If you don't believe in
it, fine.  Stay alive on machines for decades, see if I care.  I just
know that I don't want to die like that.

He'd be for fairness with the Native American people.  They got the short
end of the stick.  Let's see what we could work out to make it up to
them.

He wouldn't give a penny to any Third World country except for
contraceptives.  Let them learn to take care of themselves and stop
depending on us for everything.  Then again I don't want to see them
continuing to breed like rabbits, because you know they'll all try to
sneak here or ruin some other beautiful place like Australia.

He would pull us out of the UN.  Screw them.  They blame us for the
world's problems, let them try to fix everything themselves.

He'd be isolationistic.  No foreign entanglements.  Let the UN figure out
a solution for the Middle East.  That's not our job/responsibility.

He'd know that our responsibility is what James Monroe declared in the
Monroe Doctrine.  In other words, North and South America are our spheres
of influence.  Not Asia, not the middle east, not anywhere else.

He'd be for abolishing the IRS and replacing the tax system with the
National Sales Tax.  People say it will hurt the poor.  How? The two
things poor folk spend the most money on are food and rent.  Neither of
them will be taxed.  Also, with the National Sales Tax, nobody knows how
much you make except you and your employer.  The IRS knows everything
about you.  They know your spending habits.  They know everything you
own.  They even know which charities you give money to.

Oh yeah, he'd enact huge tariffs on China.  They'd be least-favored nation
status until they stop pointing nukes at us.  And we'd let Japan take care
of the North Korea problem any way Japan feels fit.  Screw North Korea.

No tariffs on Canadian or Mexican goods.  Light tariffs on goods from
Japan, Western Europe, Australia, New Zealand, and any other First World
nation I forgot to mention.  Moderate to heavy tariffs on everyone else,
but huge tariffs on China, India, Pakistan, and Iran.  Why? Because they
either have nukes or nuclear plans and we shouldn't trust them.
I already gave my reasons for China.  If you want to know why lighter
tariffs on First World nations, it's because their workers make more.  You
cannot compete with someone who makes $1/day for his work and I don't want
to see our working class and middle class get destroyed.  As for Mexico, I
would love to see Mexico First World.  It's a beautiful country and when
Mexico builds a middle-class, they won't put up with all the corruption.
Plus, their poor will have a reason to stay in Mexico.  Also with a middle
class, they'll build an environmental movement.

He'd be for getting rid of red-light and other traffic cameras designed to
watch you at all times.  That's Big Brother, and I don't like Big Brother.

He'd be for more student loans.  They make sense.  You go to college, you
make more money.  People who make more money will spend more and you'll
have more tax revenue that way.  Plus, you get interest on the loans.

And lastly, he'll lower the drinking age to either 15 or 16.  One of the
reasons we have problems with alcohol is that it's cool and rebellious to
drink when you're growing up.  Legalize it and it won't be cool and
rebellious.  It will be a social lubricant, as it was meant to be.